Friday, January 11, 2008

Steroids Usage is the New Cosmetic Surgery

-Brandon McFarland

In the shadow of Major League Baseball’s Mitchell Report comes the Soares Report, named after Albany, NY, District Attorney David Soares, which discloses that musicians have also been juicing, for reasons probably more cosmetic than performance-enhancing.

Musicians Timbaland, Mary J. Blige and 50 Cent were named in connection with an Albany-based steroid investigation, but are not part of an ongoing criminal probe, according to a published report. Read the explosive story here.

I guess that means

Mary J. Blidge is the New Marion Jones
50 Cent is the New Barry Bonds
Timbaland is the New Mark McGwire

and Wyclef Jean is the New DeeJay from Street Fighter!

1 comment:

Billy said...

Most ballplayers today are taking homeopathic hgh oral spray because it's safe, undetectable, and legal for over the counter sales. As time goes on it seems it might be considered as benign a performance enhancer as coffee, aspirin, red bull, chewing tobacco, and bubble gum.